


Within a week of The Chronic being released every kid I knew turned into a weed-smoking gangster.

Black Sheep / A Wolf in Sheeps Clothing (Intro) Waitin' for the motherfuckin' school bus!! Mailman came so I cut his motherfuckin' throat Pop kept screamin' so I shot him in the face I didn't give a fuck so I shot him in the dick Then I did a sweep, knocked the bitch off her feet Punched her in the chest, cut on her cheek Slapped her in the head, stepped on her corns Kicked her in the pussy and punched her in the eye Shot her in the leg, shot her in the thigh You stupid ass, dirty ass, nasty ass slut Went to my sister's room, yo bitch, wake up Got my nine and my Rambo knife off the floor But I have too much history with The Chronic to not put it in my top tier. If I were hearing this for the first time today, probably four stars due to the filler tracks. In the 90s, this was definitely a five star album. Songs I like even though they aren’t the cream of the crop: Lil’ Ghetto Boy, Lyrical G******g, and The Roach (The Chronic Outro). I still like that one just as much as 30 years ago. The skits were also enjoyable, especially The $20 Sack Pyramid. Where was AppleMusic with the live streaming lyrics? I listened to this over and over again on my Koss stereo writing down the lyrics a couple of words at a time until I had the whole thing. Nuthin’ But A G Thang is the best of them all. The beats sound a bit outdated, but fresh enough to still get by. F**k Wit Dre Day (And Everybody’s Celebratin’), Let Me Ride, and Nuthin’ But A G Thang are the standouts. For instance, I don’t recognize Lil’ Ghetto Boy, A N**** With A Gun, nor Stranded on Death Row.īut oh my are there some great tracks here. However after listening again today, I realize that I used to skip a bunch of tracks. I listened to this album many times as a youngster and thoroughly enjoyed it.
